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thursday 15-may-03 8:49 pm

two observations

1. Lowes is a huge warehouse full of home improvement items. There are two full aisles (8 & 9) under the heading "Lighting". Where are the lightbulbs? Are they in the two aisles full of "Lighting"? No they are under the nameless aisle 1. I hate Lowes. Aside from making it impossible to find anything, their customer service sucks.

2. This is the most horrific thing I have seen in some time.

monday 21-apr-03 11:22 pm

A Song To Sing

The Vapors

I've got your picture of me and you
You wrote "I love you" I love you too
I sit there staring and there's nothing else to do
Oh it's in color Your hair is brown
Your eyes are hazel And soft as clouds
I often kiss you when there's no one else around

I've got your picture, I've got your picture
I'd like a million of you over myself
I asked the doctor to take your picture
So I can look at you from inside as well
You've got me turning up and turning down
And turning in and turning 'round

Turning Japanese
I think I'm turning Japanese
I really think so
Turning Japanese
I think I'm turning Japanese
I really think so
Turning Japanese
I think I'm turning Japanese
I really think so
(think so think so think so)
Turning Japanese
I think I'm turning Japanese
I really think so

I've got your picture, I've got your picture
I'd like a million of them over myself
I want the doctor to take your picture
So I can look at you from inside as well
You've got me turning up and turning down
and turning in and turning 'round

No sex, no drugs, no wine, no women
No fun, no sin, no you, no wonder it's dark
Everyone around me is a total stranger
Everyone avoids me like a psyched lone-ranger
Everyone