This was sent to me a few months ago and I never got around to posting it. It's my latest letter from the Republican National Committee:
Dear Mr. Cooke,
I don't want to believe you've abandoned the Republican Party, but I have to ask ... Have you given up?
Our records show we have not yet received your 2005 Republican National Committee membership contribution.
As the Treasurer of the RNC, I know our Party's success depends directly on grassroots leaders like you.
So I am suprised and concerned because I know how generously you have helped in the past and how instrumental your support was to our Party's historic victories in 2004.
It goes on and on. I just want to know how I got on this list. It makes me feel like I'm looking at something I shouldn't be, even though it's clearly not worth anything.