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November 27, 2005

Effective Marketing by the RNC Strikes Again...

This was sent to me a few months ago and I never got around to posting it. It's my latest letter from the Republican National Committee:

Dear Mr. Cooke,

I don't want to believe you've abandoned the Republican Party, but I have to ask ... Have you given up?

Our records show we have not yet received your 2005 Republican National Committee membership contribution.

As the Treasurer of the RNC, I know our Party's success depends directly on grassroots leaders like you.

So I am suprised and concerned because I know how generously you have helped in the past and how instrumental your support was to our Party's historic victories in 2004.

It goes on and on. I just want to know how I got on this list. It makes me feel like I'm looking at something I shouldn't be, even though it's clearly not worth anything.

Posted by Voodoo Child at November 27, 2005 11:17 PM
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Posted by: test at November 29, 2005 10:14 PM

I admit it. Last year I wasn't giving gifts but instead donating to people's favorite charities. I guess I was wrong when I chose the RNC for you. I don't know you as well as I thought I did.

Posted by: agerard at December 4, 2005 08:39 PM